there go my nipples again

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

princeowl:

when i meet people who dont like birds

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shittychitty-strugglecity:

officialwhitegirls:

2000yr:

What the hell is the science side of tumblr

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me n my turtle boyfriend
me: wow ur so hard
him: that me shell

bearmouth:

me starting homework

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